Rumpel

Rumpel

Everyone meant to leave in time.

I make sure you actually do.

The way out

Leave on rules, not panic.

The night shift for your bags. I watch your Robinhood Chain coins while you sleep and get you out before they turn to straw.

Start the night watch

Three ways out, set once.

Give each coin an exit and go to sleep. I check it all night against the exit you would really get, slippage included.

Night watch

Example
    Last look 12s ago 3 of 3 free

    Set an exit.

    Pick a coin and what should get you out. The exit is ready the moment it trips; you sign it.

    Your exit

    Example
    Coin
    When
    40%
    Sell
    Example price with the exit line

    Know your way out.

    A rug takes you on the way out: the pool gets too thin for your bag. Every few minutes I measure how much of it can still leave, and wake you while the door is open.

    Way out, tonight

    Example
    Coin

    0% of your bag can leave now
    for under 5% slippage

    How much of the bag could leave over the last two hours, and where it is heading

    Wake me below

    Will it be straw by morning?

    Straw Score is the chance a coin dies in the next 24 hours, learned from every launch the chain has seen, with the three reasons in plain words.

    Example
    0

      Exit rule Sell if the score passes 80

      Check any coin

      Follow the ones who leave on time.

      The Hall ranks traders by how they exit, not just what they made. Follow their exits: when the best holders of your coin start selling, so do you.

      Enter the Hall

      Spin the junk.

      Every dead coin in your wallet, sold in one go into ETH, USDG or gold. What can never be sold, I say so.

      Your junk

      Example
        Spin into

        You get about

        $STRAW keeps more of the night.

        More room, faster checks, a lower fee. Never a different truth. Not launched yet; these are the planned terms.

        $STRAW in public: contract, locks, the dev wallet watched live

        Free Holder
        Coins under watch 3 Unlimited
        Checks 60 s 20 s
        Fee on an exit 0.50% 0.25%
        Way Out measured 5 min 1 min
        Follow exits of Top 20 Top 100

        Plain answers.

        Six things people ask before they let me watch the night.

        Start the night watch

        You sign every exit. I never hold your coins.

        Questions? contact@rumpel.gold

        Rumpel Not financial advice. Not affiliated with Robinhood. Litepaper

        Do you hold my coins?
        No. They stay in your wallet. When an exit trips, I prepare the sell and you sign it.
        How do you know the way out?
        I ask for real quotes to sell different parts of your bag and see which still fill with little slippage. No contract, nothing to trust.
        How is Straw Score made?
        From launches whose ending we know: what the dev did before, snipers, linked wallets, holders, volume and liquidity.
        What if your server goes down?
        No exit fires until it is back. Your coins stay where they are; nothing moves without you.
        Is it live?
        Not yet. Everything here is an example of how it will work.
        Is this financial advice?
        No. Past results don't predict future ones. You choose and sign everything.